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ESTATE SALE CONFIDENTIAL: THE SHARPSHOOTERS OF EDINA

January 8, 2012, by Peter Schilling Jr. 1 comment

Suits, skulls, knives, ivory. Life magazines, hobo biographies, wife-swapping novels, cookbooks. 50s pinups, maps, Ansel Adams’ originals, a 3-D image of Mao Tse Tung. Never used food processors, broken record players, balls and bats and backgammon sets.

What do all of these have in common? They’ve all been found at estate sales, man.

Every weekend, my wife and I pile into the Honda and drive all over the Twin Cities, classified ads in hand, looking for estate sales. Being a teacher and an underemployed novelist means that we don’t have tons of money, so estate sales help us buy things–like a new Kitchen Aid food processor–for at least a fifth of their value. As I look around my house, I notice that many of the things I own–from the books on the shelves to the fancy plates to the clothes on my back–are from estate sales. Yes, that means I’m probably wearing the clothes of the dead.

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A YEAR IN THE SILVER: MY TOP TEN MOVIE MOMENTS

January 2, 2012, by Peter Schilling Jr. No comments yet

The end of every year sends movie critics scrambling to play the list game. You know, where we comb through that year’s titles for the privilege of allowing a select few a spot on on our “Top Ten” list. Those lists serve as a way of telling people “I love this movie!” as well as signaling our superiority by keeping certain flicks off . Because a guy who made exactly zero dollars on his film writing should be able to lord over Terrence Malick now and again, right?

I have a top ten list, but there’s a heavenly top fifty out there, all the great movies I know I missed this year simply because I didn’t have the time or the thing never made it to Minneapolis. This troubles me. So instead of the usual top ten, I’m going to make the list very personal, and reflect on my favorite moments watching movies, old or new. This is much different from the ten best of the year–for instance, R. Alverson’s masterful New Jerusalem, which I picked as my favorite movie of 2011, isn’t here, since I saw it on DVD, at home, by myself. The moment was memorable only because of the film (though you’ll see I have a DVD I watched alone as well.) This list serves as a sort-of thank you letter to the gods of cinema, to the people who made these events happen, to the good folks with whom I saw the movies in question, and perhaps it will inspire readers to think back on their happiest moments at the cinema this year.

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NOTHING BUT A SHAME

December 16, 2011, by Peter Schilling Jr. No comments yet

Shame, 2011. Directed by Steve McQueen, written by McQueen and Abi Morgan. Starring Michael Fassbender, Carey Mulligan, James Badge Dale, and Nicole Beharie.

Brandon Sullivan (Michael Fassbender) walks around his stylish, nearly empty, blindingly-white Manhattan apartment with no clothes on. He refuses to answer the phone when his sister, Sissy (Carey Mulligan), calls, desperate. He goes to work in his high-powered job and he’s good at making deals. Before work, during work, after work, and on weekends, he is fucking, either himself, a woman, women, or, now and again, a man.

That’s Shame, not in a nutshell, but pretty much the whole kit-and-kaboodle. If the preceding paragraph seems to lack detail, well, you’re not going to get a whole lot more in the film itself. For Shame is not about people. It is, like McQueen’s prior effort, the gorgeous Hunger, a performance piece, divorced from reality, the work of an artist who seems not to understand people, much less “sexual addiction.”

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THEY WERE BORN TO DANCE!

November 30, 2011, by Peter Schilling Jr. No comments yet

Broadway Melody of 1940, directed by Norman Taurog, written (if you can call it that) by Leon Gordon and George Oppenheimer, with help from nine other writers (including Preston Sturges). Starring Fred Astaire, Eleanor Powell, weird George Murphy, and the always wonderful Mr. Matuschek, Frank Morgan.

What can you say about Broadway Melody of 1940? My first response is to wonder why there’s no “year” movies today–where’s the Glee-like Tap Dancing Teens of 2012? (Not that I would want to see that.) Instead of all these sequels, why not call ‘em Vampire Lovers of 2011? Trainwrecking Transformers of 2010?

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WORLD WITH AN END, AMEN

November 23, 2011, by Peter Schilling Jr. 2 comments

Melancholia, 2011. Directed and written by Lars von Trier. Starring Kirsten Dunst, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Alexander Skarsgård, John Hurt, Stellan  Skarsgård, Keifer Sutherland, and Udo Keir as a wedding planner from Hell. Aren’t they all?

Lars von Trier’s new film, Melancholia, concerns the end of the world. Not “the end of the world as we know it”, but the literal end of the world–a planet that some scientist has dubbed “Melancholia”, that has been “hiding behind the sun” (do not even attempt to wonder if any of the astronomy is legit) has bounced free and is swooping near earth. Will it crash into us?

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THIS WEEK’S BIRTHDAY: ROBERT RYAN

November 10, 2011, by Peter Schilling Jr. No comments yet

There he is, in Act of Violence, Joe Parkson, limping, gat in hand, desperate and obsessed with blowing away clean-living Frank Enley, maybe even taking Enley’s wife out in the process.

You can’t get that one out of your head, and then there’s Crossfire, and he’s Montgomery, the anti-Semite, a vile, vicious bully, who kills a man simply for being a Jew.

He was a womanizing projectionist with a mean streak in Clash by Night. The racist happy to beat a cripple in Bad Day at Black Rock, and the racist who’s just as eager to throw over his black accomplice in Odds Against Tomorrow. His men were cowardly, they were hateful, they were mean to kids, to women, to minorities.

But most of all, they seemed to hold a special loathing for themselves.

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THE NEUROTIC TIGER: IT’S GONNA TAKE A LONG TIME…

October 26, 2011, by Peter Schilling Jr. No comments yet

Tiger Stadium then (c. 1994)...

Eleven days ago, as I watched the Detroit Tigers throw away game six of the ALCS, and with it the American League pennant which once they flew, I couldn’t help but reflect on the strange irony of the Tigers’ success. So much had been made of the “return” of Detroit, of its startling comeback from desolation. From Chrysler 300 ads to NBC nightly news talking about how Detroiters are getting used to success (read: Lions and Tigers winning) the city, pundits claimed, was crawling up off the mat.

That should make me happy. But it doesn’t. It makes me confused and melancholy.

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ONLY THE TRUTH IS FUNNY*

October 25, 2011, by Peter Schilling Jr. 1 comment

Hail the Conquering Hero, 1944. Directed and written by Preston Sturges. Starring Eddie Bracken, William Demarest, Ella Raines, Franklin Pangborn, Georgia Caine, Raymond Walburn, and the “Tacoma Assassin”, boxer Freddie Steele, playing the mother-obsessed Marine…

Was there ever a comedy as deeply honest as Preston Sturges’ Hail the Conquering Hero? The question is rhetorical. For here is a tale made and released when World War II was still white-hot, that skewers military worship and even the idolization of mothers, for gosh sakes. That makes people look like fools while acknowledging the genuine goodwill that exists in all of us. A picture about a small town gone crazy, while at the same time celebrating the inherent cozy joy of those little towns. A movie that is at once totally hilarious, then sends you reeling with its heartfelt emotion. In Hail the Conquering Hero, people are idiots, and thank God for those people. Without them, where would we be?

I’ll say this: Hail the Conquering Hero is a movie that should be remade for every war. I’ll also say this: there’s not a filmmaker alive who could remake Hail the Conquering Hero. It’s just too damned honest.

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THE NEUROTIC TIGER: REALITY BITES

October 17, 2011, by Peter Schilling Jr. No comments yet

That’s it, the season’s over. The art of fiction is alive again. Invention has wrestled itself free from reality. And now the totally banal, the most obviously mundane, is all that is plausible. Imagination will be our only escape from crushing reality.

The Tigers lose. The Rangers win. The mojo is done.

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THE NEUROTIC TIGER: LIKE PEE WEE, TEXAS BOUND

October 14, 2011, by Peter Schilling Jr. 1 comment

Honestly, I don’t have a God damn thing to add to yesterday’s incredible, kind-of come-from-behind victory (they were down 1-0 early on) the Detroit Tigers managed to pull off in their last game in Michigan in the ALCS.

Except this: oh, fuck yes!

Yesterday’s game was weird, and fortunately or unfortunately, it confirmed something in my mind: the Texas Rangers are a better team. At least right now.

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Peter Schilling Jr. is the author of the acclaimed novel, The End of Baseball. He has been a sportswriter, film critic, and freelance writer for over seven years, with work appearing in the Minneapolis City Pages and Star-Tribune among many others. This is in addition to writing non-fiction, graphic novels, plays and screenplays, as well as the blog entries you read here. Originally from Michigan, he lives in St. Louis Park, MN.

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