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"I loafe and invite my soul; I lean and loafe at my ease observing a spear of summer grass."
-Walt Whitman
Loafitorial
Peter Schilling Jr.
LoaferLetters
Dinner
for Four: An Evening at the French Laundry
Peter Schilling Jr.
Sports
Writers are So Cool, They're Oblivious to Their
Role as Hype Merchants
Raymond Garcia
To
Touch the Face of Larry
Steve Willis
Camp
Pine Bluff
Tom Loretto
A
Waiting Room Without Any Chairs
Claudio Cambon
The
King of Japanese Satellite Television Smut
Brett Bull
Gray
Reef Loretto
Living
the Dream...
Milind Angolkar
To
Love (Ode to Marty)
Jon Pyle
"I
Will Be A Warrior..."
Juli Runberg
Learning
to Color Outside of the Lines
R. J. Sandore
Potato
Cannon
Todd Clason
Cover art (yes, this is considered the cover):
detail from "Gut in the Martian Crosshairs"
by
John Schilling
doodles by
John Schilling & Steve Willis
Loafer's issue #13,
Holiday 2005. All rights reserved, which is a
fancy way of saying that the Republican Party
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DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS TO LOAFER'S NUMBER 15
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Wish you had the money not to work while in school.
Tough shit. Let the guy copy and be on his way,
man, just let him be... Loafer's Magazine continues
its policy of not rejecting anything from our
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of this category, as does Paris Hilton and the
Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Peace.
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