Stalking the Elusive Bird

Yesterday would have been the 57th birthday of my favorite baseball player of all-time, Mark Fidrych. It was declared “Bird Day!” by fellow writer, friend, and Fidrych follower Dan Epstein. Sports Illustrated photographer Joe McNally wrote a wonderful reminiscence about the Bird which brought tears to my eyes. I wish thinking about my favorite ballplayer didn’t do that as often as it does, but so it goes.

Unfortunately, I haven’t written much of anything about Fidrych after he died a tragic and terrifying death at the hands of his beloved truck, back in 2009. As Dan said about writing about the Bird, “it should have been as easy as falling off a dugout bench.” But it’s not.

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DOWN AND OUT (IN NEW YORK AND MINNEAPOLIS)

In a summer of endless clashes between spandex covered men and alien invaders, of comedies involving endless sex jokes and great buckets of shit, of children’s films in which the whiny echoes of spoiled brats reverberate off the walls of giant mansions, my favorite movies from this year come from the distant past.

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REMEMBERING THE MOVIEGOER

For the Twin Cities film community, Terry Blue was a fixture at theaters around town. You couldn’t miss him: red haired, moving at clip that suggested he had important places to go (he would probably say that your theater was the most important place at the moment), he would come in, pay for his seat, head into the theater to save said seat (which was always the same), and then return to the lobby where he would proceed hold court over the crowds of people heading in, or his small group of friends. Terry usually bought a Coke; always had a maroon briefcase stuffed with papers of some sort (probably including notes for his Cobalt Blue List, his top 30 movies of the year); and he could be counted on to have opinions–strong, strong opinions–on any and all movies currently playing, movies from the past, movies you’d seen, movies you hadn’t seen, movies you hadn’t heard of.

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CONVERSATIONS REAL & IMAGINED: THE WRECK OF ALVIN FITZSIMMONS

Marty, 1953 (an episode of the Philco-Goodyear Television Playhouse). Directed by Delbert Mann, written by Paddy Chayefsky. Starring Rod Steiger, Joe Mantell, Nancy Marchand, and Esther Minciotti

From the files of “street” critic Guy Fresno.

Did I ever tell you about my pal Alvin Fitzsimmons? A short, mealy little guy, nice guy, one of those squirts who does one thing really well and bumbles about in everything else. Actually, I take that back: Alvin did quite a few things well, really well. First of all, from a young age he showed a pretty God damn amazing talent at flower arranging. Seriously. Dude got himself a job at Roethke Flowers, well after the poet clan left it behind, and he was good. That’s all he did in short order–kid went from deliveries and pushing a broom to making bouquets for brides in just a few months. Too bad he thought it was “girly”. I’ll grant him that it didn’t pay anything, but he went and became an actuary.

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WHO’S CRAZY HERE?

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, 1975. Directed by Milos Forman, written by Bo Goldman and Lawrence Hauben. Starring Jack Nicholson, Louise Fletcher, Will Sampson, Brad Dourif, Christopher Lloyd, Danny DeVito, Scatman Crothers, Vincent Schiavelli, Dean R. Brooks, Sydney Lassick, William Redfield, Dwight Marfield, and a score of other notable character actors.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest is a classic. There’s no question about this right? With my Dad, I had seen it in high school and by myself in college, and loved it. This story of R. P. McMurphy’s rage against the machine is meant to fill one not only with righteous indignation, but with a sense of hope. It succeeds.

Cuckoo’s Nest is funny and touching. Everyone’s got a favorite scene: mine is, of course, McMurphy’s longing to watch the World Series. It helps that director Milos Forman and producer Michael Douglas assembled one of the greatest ensemble casts of the 1970s, and Jack Nicholson’s performance as McMurphy is legendary. Oscar-wise, it’s one of the few times Hollywood really got it, handing out awards for Best Picture, Actor, Actress, Director and Screenplay to this film that dared to take on the establishment. The tagline summed it up: “If he’s crazy, what does that make you?”

Sadly, watching it again all these years later, I have to admit that what it makes me feel like is that I’m a sane man who didn’t rape a child and try to kill a woman, as McMurphy does in the film. Because for whatever reason, now I see that One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest is brilliantly acted, brilliantly directed, brilliantly written.. and one hell of a mean and nasty movie.

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PERCHANCE TO DREAM

Inception, 2010. Directed and written by Christopher Nolan. Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Marion Cotillard, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page, Tom Hardy, Ken Watanabe, Dileep Rao, Cillian Murphy, Tom Berenger, Pete Postlethwaite, Michael Caine, Lukas Haas, and armies of gun toting men.

The Builder, 2010. Directed by R. Alverson. Written by Alverson and Colm O’Leary. Starring O’Leary.

There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of…
–Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 5, 169-170

Does Christopher Nolan dream? One must assume that the Brit sleeps, and when he does his waking life warps and darkens as it does for the rest of us. But maybe I’m being presumptuous–maybe he cannot sleep, maybe he cannot dream. Maybe Mr. Nolan has to read about dreams, and maybe he thinks that movies are dreams. There has to be something to explain the utter lack of imagination on display in his lauded Inception. For Inception is a film about dreaming… that hasn’t a single dreamlike frame in its 148 minutes.

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THIS MOVIE SHOULD HAVE BROKEN MY HEART

Toy Story 3, 2010. Directed by Lee Unkrich, written by Michael Arndt. With the vocal talents of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Joan Cusack, Ned Beatty, Don Rickles, Michael Keaton, Wallace Shawn, John Ratzenberger, Estelle Harris, Teddy Newton, Bud Luckey (incredible), Javier Fernandez Pena, and Timothy Dalton and Kristen Schall, both utterly wasted in miniscule roles.

Is it fair to criticize a very good movie because it fails to live up to nearly impossible standards? Case in point: Toy Story 3. Look at Pixar’s last six years. The Incredibles. Cars. Ratatouille. Wall*E. Up. Excepting Cars, you’ve got four of the best movies a studio has put out probably since Paramount hit the jackpot with Robert Evans in the mid 70s. I would argue it exceeds anything Disney has ever done in a six year stretch of time, and would go so far as to say that those four are better than any four of Walt’s films ever. So with this in mind, I ask again: is it fair to say that Toy Story 3, unquestionably the finest film this summer, and exciting and at times touching movie, pales in comparison? That I expect more from Pixar? Or is this critic spoiled?

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GOOD MEN GONE RUNNING

Bad Company, 1972. Directed by Robert Benton, written by Benton and David Newman. Starring Barry Brown, Jeff Bridges, John Savage, Jerry Houser, Damon Cofer, Joshua Hill, and the great character actors David Huddleston, Jim Davis, Ed Lauter, John Quade, Raymond Guth, and Charles Tyner.

Last summer, when The Hurt Locker was garnering all sorts of praise and little box office, some film critic, whose name I don’t recall, noted that the current slate of war films was unique in history. This fellow noted that until this war, films critical of war, or deathly realistic, simply didn’t come out while the war was still being fought. The Deer Hunter, Coming Home, and their ilk were all released after the Vietnam War, and of course there were few, if any, movies critical of World War II or Korea. Perhaps this is attributable to the fact that we were, as a nation, very much in support of WWII and Korea, and at the start of Vietnam, while the “police action” raged and had moderate support, crap like John Wayne’s The Green Berets did stellar box office. This war’s films, however, have yet to find an audience. Why, I wonder? Could it be… because we don’t have a draft? Consider the past… and Robert Benton’s Bad Company.

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WE HAVE MET THE ENEMY, AND HE IS US

I have been having dreams about the oil spill. I never see the oil, never touch it in my dreams, but it’s there. Standing on the shores of some southern beach, in Florida or Louisiana or Alabama (I’m not sure), I look out at a distant horizon, at the sea churning there past the waves, and know that there’s a menace, something that seems likely to destroy everything.

My experiences with the Gulf of Mexico are small–a few days spent in Naples, a good spring break but not much to talk about. But this shoreline is very real, very remote, and though I don’t see any black goop, I know it’s coming.

I don’t need to tell you that this is the largest environmental catastrophe in United States history, nor that the oil is wrecking the livelihood of countless fishermen, the tourism industry, that every form of sea life–birds, fish, insects, and sea creatures small and essential–are dying or are going to die. Or that the currents and tides may carry this oil all around the Gulf, swirling the poison around and into the little inlets and bays, and it may even carry out into the Atlantic. It’s a crime. The worst of my lifetime.

A new Facebook page has sprung up, urging us to boycott British Petroleum. A hand drawn sign appeared on the pedestrian bridge over 394 calling for the same. We are starting to learn that BP avoided drilling the wells that could have plugged the leak (something Canada requires and that BP, as of only a couple of months ago tried to repeal), and if they had been in place we might have plugged the thing already. Instead it will take until August at best, December at worst. Like everyone, I’m angry.

Thing is, I’d like to boycott BP. But I don’t know how. Because as Walt Kelly once opined, through his alter-ego Pogo Possum: “We have met the enemy and he is us.”

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Roller Coasters and Picnics

Mid-August Lunch (Pranzo di Ferragosto), 2010. Directed by Gianni Di Gregorio, written by di Gregorio and Simone Riccardini. Starring a melancholy di Gregorio, Valeria De Franciscis, Marina Cacciotti, Maria Calì, Grazia Cesarini Sforza, Alfonso Santagata, Marcello Ottolenghi, and Petre Rosu with his wild, wild hair.

I once heard a critic say that the outrageous spectacle of Avatar is what movies are all about. Well, I have to say I think that’s a load, and not just because I think Avatar is a load, and definitely not because I think outrageous spectacle is a load. Inglorious Basterds, Flash Gordon, and the forthcoming The Good, the Bad, and the Weird are all ridiculous spectacle, and I love them for it.

See, the movies are about everything. Like like poetry, like literature, like music, you can get any and every human emotion from the art. Poetry is the clash of swords and the breaking of skulls in The Iliad, just as it’s Mary Oliver channeling her grief over the death of her partner in “When I am Among the Trees”. One stirs your imagination and makes you grit your teeth and grimace (happily) at the violence, while the other suggests you sit quietly in the dark and offer a prayer of genuine thanks to the silver maple twisting sideways in your front yard. There’s room for both.

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