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"I loafe and invite my soul; I lean and loafe at my ease observing a spear of summer grass."
-Walt Whitman
Loafitorial
Peter Schilling Jr.
LoaferLetters
Making
Truffles
Janice Rideout
Painting
A Portrait
Pamela Rosengard
Bangladesh
Claudio Cambon
"One
of the things in my life that I don't want to
miss"
Horst Blessing
Invincible
Summer: Chapter One
Peter Schilling Jr.
A
Moderately Revolting Moment in My Childhood, and
a
Mini-Profile of a Friend I Used to Have
Paul Bernstein
Verdi's
Requiem
Lance Sparrow
Asteromphalus
Todd Clason
Hairstyle
Abhay Ghiara
The
Lady Vols: Never Wait Til Next Year
Carol Blankner
35
in a 40
Reuben Saltzman
Sacrifice
Andrew Dugas
The
Top 10 Things You Should Never Say to Your Child
Kim Greene
Rap-sody
Gabe Angieri
...and the covers of Loafer's Magazine past
(at the end of each article)
Cover art (yes, this is considered the cover):
detail from "The Boy with the Flannel Shirt" by
Pamela Rosengard
doodles by
John Schilling
Loafer's unlucky issue #13, Spring 2005. All rights reserved, meaning that you may not copy this if you're gullible enough to think we'd actually pursue anyone who thought highly enough of us to steal. Send all essays, stories, photographs, postcards, letters, discs, songs, pornography (for personal use only), recipes, poems, films, cartoons, paintings, doodles, and anything else that floats your boat to: peter@mudvillemagazine.com. DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS TO LOAFER'S NUMBER 14 IS JUNE 1, 2005. ©2005 Loafer's Magazine Entertainments, a division of Hormel Acquisitions, and a member of the Northwest Airlines Fuck You Cooperative. PHOTOCOPIER: what, someone's going to drag their laptop into your store? C'mon, it's the 21st Century. Loafer's Magazine continues its policy of not rejecting anything from our friends and family. Garrison Keillor, David Foster Wallace, the Staff of Fox News, CBS News, the National Review and Michael Moore do not fall into this category. Please bookmark this page. If you don't, who will?
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