Asteromphalus

photo by Todd Clason

Loafer's #7, Spring 1996

Loafitorial by Shignew Shismarif (A.C.); Letters from Willis, Jacques Dumpling, Spiro T. Ford, Eric Goodell and many more; Eric Goodell muses on the "End of Western Civilization"; Story by Sherrod Blankner; Lesley Pearl examines Philip Roth; A long story on the last execution in Minnesota, by Peter Schilling Jr.; Marilee Mitchard visits her shrink again; more Lumpen by Urshgur; Andrew Clason's continuing search for Joseph Anthony Naudziunas; Presidential hi-jinks by Steve Willis; Eric Clason talks to himself; Why Aren't Sundays Funny? asks Andy; one editor interviews another: Andrew Clason (with horrifying caricature) talks to Peter Schilling Jr. And much more! "Loaf and Let Loaf" cover by Matt Schwetz.

Loafer's Magazine

"No Skepticism"

#13 Spring 2005

Your Host
Peter Schilling Jr.

Master O' Ceremonies
Andrew Clason

Editors, for lack of a better word
Peter Schilling Jr.
Andrew Clason

Featuring
Fodlund Family Circus

Tron
John Schilling

Iron Chef Minnesota
Janice Rideout

Inaugural Weenie
H.R.H. George W. Bush

CONTRIBUTORS INCLUDE:

Gabe Angieri
Paul Bernstein
Horst Blessing
Claudio Cambon
Chippendale G.O.P
Andrew Clason
Todd Clason
Andrew Dugas
Abhay Ghiara
Kim Greene
Tom Loretto
Reuben Saltzman
Janice Rideout
Pamela Rosengard
John Schilling
Peter Schilling Jr.
but no
Kurt Schmidt

as always,
Mix D. Mixford
President and Spirtual Guide

Massages
Lesley Pearl

music gratefully provided by
John Ashcroft

Entertainment and an unfinished Kitchen
Wade & Kimberly

The Best Ding Writer You Done Never Heard Of
John Fante

New Dogs on the Block:
Margot
Newton (no relation to Gingrich)
Callie
Reese
the other Greyhound
Cosmo